imagine a modern bonnie & clyde au !!!

• they’re in a hotel room and muse a sees the police car from their window. “oh sHIT, we gotta go!” but muse b is still in the shower ( Γ˚Д˚)Γ
• gimme one last kiss because we go in, not because I’m scared we’ll get caught but because shit, those lips.
• muse a gets shot in the foot. muse b gets revenge: *kicks the attackers knee* DON’T *kicks their ribs* YOU *kicks their private parts* TOUCH *hits head with side of their gun* HIM/HER
• “the only thing you’ll ever steal from me is my heart” — “…well actually I’ve stolen some of your jewelry once too” ¬_¬
  
• muse a helping muse b escape from prison
• muse a waiting twenty years for muse b to come out of prison
• muse a not being able to wait for muse b to come out of prison ಥ⌣ಥ